the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
The slutty girl scout law, revised for halloween 10: on my honor i will try, to serve my vagina and my shot glass. To hold back friends hair at all voming moments and to live by the sluttly girl scout law.
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
"I'm in the bathroom. Only place I can sit and relax without that girl trying to give me a lap dance."
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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