I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
he thinks im joking when i say don't visit. i mean it's summer...he was the college fuck and now it's time for the summer fuck
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
There is is 40 year old penis staring me in the face right now if there was ever a time to be a good friend its right now.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later