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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

I cont stop tolking in a british axsent

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(619): View more from California

I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case

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(518): View more from New York

my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...

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(478): View more from Georgia

closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.

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(732): View more from New Jersey

Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.

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(302): View more from Delaware

just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day

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(519): View more from Ontario

how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.

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(415): View more from California

If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft

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(905): View more from Ontario

You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing

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