Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
Just saw a drunk guy clapping and cheering for a chipmunk climbing up a tree. Classic
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
I think it's time for a new pick up line. So far my " hey you want to go back to my place, order a pizza and fuck?" Has set me at an all time low downtown 0/4
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
I guess I asked for the two old strippers numbers at the end of the bar and it turned out to be the bartenders mom and aunt...
I am mentally ready for anal.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
I guess I’m only into threesomes at Halloween, because I just woke up next to “Marilyn Monroe” and “Joe DiMaggio” in their condo
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