he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
i think i just put your shirt on , but i don't remember . my body can't decide if it wants to move in slow motion or fast forward
he left me a note this morning. it said "thank you for letting me touch you"
I wish you would always start your sentences with "speaking of my clit..."
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
Nothing makes me prouder to be liberal and socialist than the idea of desecrating the memory of Ronald Reagan
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
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