Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
How bad is it if you swallow a really small piece of glass? Be optimistic if possible I'm anxious about it.
Drinking Hot Toddies on the Porch and blasting bob dylans "hurricane" bring it on sandy!
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
I didn't know what to say so I just sent him a chicken emoji
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Just because I know you’ll get a kick out of this, I sneezed earlier and cupcake frosting came out
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