it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
positive spin of the day: since my nose is blocked from allergies cleaning the puke this morning was much easier
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I think I might be harboring a Canadian in my womb.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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