...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
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why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
My phone now knows what I type and it prompts me with frequently used words. And anytime I use "and" and hit the space key two of the words are "unicorn" and "sausage"
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
He sent me a poorly photoshopped picture of his shaved dick wearing a Hot Dog on A Stick titled "Shorndog"...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
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He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
The cops high fived after they tackled you
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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