HIV tests are more positive than that guy
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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