Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
under NO circumstances is it acceptable to fist pump to taylor swift
Pretty sure I went to the bar in my bathing suit, sweat pants, and high heels.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Nothing says "we're never gonna bone" like "nice haircut, it makes you look like my cousin"
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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