I'm in a cab, in a strange city, and my driver looks like he's going to eat me. My facebook password is **** I want you to have the one thing I hold dearest to my heart.
i havee beer in my backseat and a glow in the dark condom in my cleaveage.
you're going for the gold here.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
WHY IS EVERY MAN IN THIS CITY GAY? IS IT SO BAD TO WANT TO BE TREATED LIKE A PIECE OF SHIT BY A REALLY HOT STRAIGHT MAN FOR A NIGHT?
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
We're walking, taxis are a waste of money that can be spent on alcohol.
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
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