Jake died.
WTF????????? That's how you tell me????
Oops typo. Jake cried.
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
girl in the front row yawned. double jointed jaw. i know where i'll be sitting next class
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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