That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
I think that "I fucked your little brother" wasn't the best way to introduce yourself.....
You made her yell her own name while you were fucking so that you would remember it in the morning.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
I don't think I'm gonna survive today. I don't remember how to walk. I must crawl 6 blocks to my bed.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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