Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
Discovered the secret to willingly attending my 3-o'clock class. Ahoy, Cap'n.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
dude he's still passed out in my bathtub. and his dick is half way in a 40 bottle... i really hope he was just trying to piss in it
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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