No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
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I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
He blacked out at the first bar and passed out at the second...we just carried him to bar three and four and sat him in the lounge chairs, he said we're amazing
Bacon Cheddar rum burgers are as great as they sound. I knew that 100 proof Captain would be good for something other than vomit.
I feel like you just railed me after that sext
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
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So when's a good time this week to show up at your apartment in nothing but a trench coat and a bow? Y'know. Hypothetically.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
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