Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
my car smells like vomit and bananas. this can't really be my life.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
See what happens when I don't get laid? I make poor life decisions, like buying baby ducks.
Hey what you doing tonight?
Working at the hospital! So hurt yourself and come visit :)
See you in about a hour
Randomize