i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Margaritas are 250 calories. Now measuring all food in margaritas
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
It's shark week go big or go home
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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