Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
We were right in the middle of sex and all of a sudden his kids toy story action figure starts talking "I think the word your searching for is Space Ranger." A literal Buzz kill. It was equally creepy and hilarious.
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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