I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
got high and went straight for the Doritos. I'm some kind of walking cliche.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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