I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
nutella sex= disaster
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
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Woke up to 'distilleries' on the history channel. Proceded to vomit all over the floor. Back on the wagon today.
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
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Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
HE JUST ALLUDED TO FUCKING MY FRESH LOAF OF BREAD
It is such a beautiful day to not be arrested
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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