Stoned at DSW. SO MANY SHOES! THEY'RE FREAKING ME OUT.
to be honest..when i was little i used to think sharks can swim out of drains and eat people
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
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this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
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You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
All the doctor said was why
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