10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
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On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
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We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I don't want to ruin date night, but you have no idea how hard it is to poop whilst looking at cute puppies.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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