How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
i just woke up naked on my porch, holding the neighbors cat in my arms.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
the spit in my mouth is still 99% not mine.
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
I said to him "i can't have sex with anyone in my friend's living room" then he said "we can move the air mattress into the kitchen"
I think we can all agree that the size of her boobs, combined with beer, is destroying my ability to judge looks.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I can't go to the bars anymore. She wanted to see me again and I drunkenly told her I was moving today. If she spots me I'm fucked.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
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