Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Did you really just text me at 6:35 in the morning asking where the condoms were? I moved out a year ago.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
I almost wrecked my car because of a guy in skinny jeans had a boner
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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