u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
You can bone my sister, but I will end our friendship if you write 'LOLERS' one more time at the end of your texts.
i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
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just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
he was humming party in the usa while we were having sex.
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
As his dick went in he shouted GOAL at the top of his voice.
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
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I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
You shouted "my financial aid just came in, who wants a shot?!" Half the bar followed
IDK if she's gay or not, but there is something about the way she looks at me that says "do dirty dirty things to me." I have no choice but to oblige.
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