This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
She was kind of put off because I kept calling her baby my spirit animal and staring hungrily at her breasts.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
He was an asshole the entire night and then tried to touch my dick in a Michaels craft store.
Sooooo, no second date?
And also the fact that I woke up sandwiched between two gay men is probably fueling my day
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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