covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
my brother is about to go smoke a joint outside... he's preparing his munchies on the counter beforehand. I admire his responsibility.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
She face-timed me on the toilet. My dick is never going to recover from that.
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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