dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
I am a mess. Weirdest thing: I woke up with a hammer under my pillow. No idea why.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Someone in a vagina costume on campus.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
REALLY should have cleaned under my bed before I had my parents come help me pack...things my parents just found: several condoms and a bottle of lube. My mom when she found a condom: "ooo ribbed. Laura's a lucky girl"
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
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