is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
I think I should have my paycheck direct deposited to the bar
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Well if I am having twins, at least I'll finally have 2 kids by the same father.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
I need to align my fucking chakras
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