have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
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there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
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When i was tripping hard i was banging Jeff's roommate and her room turned into Hogwarts
Also when we were banging i thought my high school librarian was perched up on top of the stereo like a gargoyle but it ended up just being her cat
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
HIDE THE INFLATABLE PENIS
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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