Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
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I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
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I'm sorry for aggressively singing the Frasier theme song at you so many times last night.
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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