I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I didn't rip your fishnets, WE ripped your fishnets.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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