ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
Don't worry, I could have been accepted their by waving my dick at the admissions building.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
I just sugar scrubbed my vagina. If I don't get laid tonight, me and the universe are gonna have some problems.
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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