Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
I drank too much. My snot smells like vodka when I blow my nose.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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