I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I am not hooking up with him just to see what his penis looks like.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
its been so long even thinking about having a dick inside me makes me sore
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
IT WAS A FUCKING ELEPHANT I SWESR!!!!!
Nathan, I haven't spoken to you in 12 years and it's 6am. Kindly fuck off.
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