apparently i peed in my fridge last night because my vegetable drawer was filled with it.
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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