I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
at some point when you're making out with the ex girlfriend of your ex fuck buddy who happens to be the ex boyfriend of the girl that you just got drunk with who was hitting on your current fuck buddy who is best friends with your ex boyfriend, it just hits you: oh my god i need to get out more and expand my social circle.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
My vagina has officially become a vortex for sexually confused frat guys.
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I swallowed for you. Answer the phone.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm not the one who gave a guy that lives next door to my grandmother a blowjob in a pub bathroom in Ireland, you have no room to judge.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
Today I made my parents proud-spent the afternoon floating around in their pool drinking beer-which I would ask my nephews to get for me out of the fridge
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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