I'm going to rape someone's good day.
My friend is getting herself a tramp stamp that says "property of the half blood prince".
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Apparantly 7 1/2 Vicodin is a 1/2 too many.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
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