she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
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JAMES WASHOMGTON STATE ATTACKED US
WE'RE FYCKED UL HARDCORW
THE REISLING ATRACEX US
don't judge, it's breakfast wine Wednesday.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
I had 5 long islands and 2 alien brain hemorrhages…I am entirely certain that the "power hour to finish the night" idea was just too much.
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At least I'm doing lines with a notecard. That counts for something right
I wore home his HoHoHo boxers. I've never felt such a connection to an article of clothing.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
Lessons learned from last night: do not leave me drunk and alone with strippers and a credit card. Let's do whatever's cheaper.
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