I'm not looking forward to the waking up early part. Or actually the wedding part. Or the reception part. But I am looking forward to the meaningless sex with some random guy I meet at the reception part.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
you dont have to exercise, you threw up last night!
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
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Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
To be so small, the mini-horses are exceptionally aggressive. And fast. Very, very fast.
Abort! Abort! He almost bit off a finger!
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He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
Now I have to go back and sober fuck him. For science.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize