I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
i was able to set 4 alarms to make sure i woke up in time for class but i couldnt take the open beer out of my pocket before i did cartwheels down the hall...
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
all the one night stand stories i have end with me crying on my RA's floor stuffing cupcakes into my mouth
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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