A joint and a Nerds Rope = breakfast of champions for the unemployed
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
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Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
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I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
get your sex hands out of my capn crunch
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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