Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
If you wake up, and some of your hair is singed off, it probably has something to do with the lit cigarette you put in your hair. You said it could double as a bobby pin...?
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