I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
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Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Now I know he's not trying to fuck me. He took me to lunch at White Castle.
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I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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