I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Randomize
