It's like a parade of train wrecks.
can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
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My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
One question: Why is your trash can full of blood and pop-tarts?
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Houston, we have a squirter
Ok, it is technically a gay bar but it's a total dive w/ strong drinks. The important thing is you can start drinking at 11:00 am without judgement
oh oh oh, and apparently you can bring in your own snacks. Some old dude just gave me cashews and cheetos.
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ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
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