I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
I've done unspeakable things to your penis. I have every right to give it a name.
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Homecoming wouldn't be the same without all the drunk old people puking on the street.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
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You. Dating a sex offender cop. Life writes itself sometimes.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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