PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
i just thanked the atm machine for giving me cash
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
We were debating whether rain water is clean enough to drink. I won when he started throwing up.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
You can't just walk around stealing hats from drunk boys and peeing in bathtubs. Turn down.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Stranded. In bathroom stall. No toilet paper. I repeat NO TOILET PAPER! Assistance needed asap. GO! GO! GO!
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