just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
He actually has his life put together though, during the date we walked by a shoppers drugmart where my friend and I once flashed a janitor and all I could wonder was how does he not see shit show written all over me?
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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