it hurts more in the daytime
He wouldnt get hard, then started talking about his ex wife. I literally rolled over and started to cry
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
Like, actually questioning if you ate dog shit last night
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I've somehow found myself in an emotionally abusive relationship with a married man who gives me drugs.
My life is quickly turning into a Lifetime movie.
My Sexting was not on an AP level
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