my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
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I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
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Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
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