hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
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remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
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Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Remember that girl that we found passed out in the dorm study room under a pile of money and jimmy johns wrappers? She's standing right on front of me.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just saw a commercial for non alcoholic baileys cream. WHAT THE HELL IS THE POINT?!
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