Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I judge my drunkenness on my brickbreaker playing skills. I'm winning. Suck it.
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
best part he said "i like your tattoo" as he walked into the room, stood right there looking at me, naked on top of his friend
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
all I want for my birthday is booze and sex toys. don't bother calling if neither of those are included.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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