I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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