miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
this whole healthcare thing got me thinking.. without knowing it my parents are now going to be paying for my dealer to be able to live..
dude literally just took me 4 trips to take out the recycling from last night. we need to have parties like this more often
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
God I need to hump something, right now.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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