you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Do you think casino weekend will remind us once again that we in fact are not mature enough to be this old?
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
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